Lieutenant Reginald VelJohnson

Reginald VelJohnson’s acting abilities range all the way from police officer to law enforcer. 

Everything I see this guy in, he is playing a cop. Family Matters, Die Hard, Ghostbusters, Turner and Hooch. I am starting to think he shows up for auditions wearing a cop outfit no matter what the part is. I looked him up on IMDB and it was basically a list of every synonym for cop. Sergeant Al Powell, Captain Al Graff, Lieutenant, Officer Winslow, Patrolman, Detective Bob Hymes, Policeman at Courtroom, Detective David Sutton. 

IMDB.com says he played “The Santa Thief”  on an episode of 227.( I never saw 227 but apparently it is a who’s who of black comedic nobodies. I recognize the mom from Sister, Sister only. )

Reggie Vel J must have been so torn up inside having to play a thief. You know any crime he committed while playing that character, deep down he wanted to arrest himself.

 

RVJ is so known as a cop, I even saw some girls dressed as “The Sexy Reginald VelJohnson” this Halloween.

I imagine this is the face he makes when he finds out he will not be playing the role of a cop:

I am Thankful for this girl…. Very Thankful

I saw this girl on gorillamask.net awhile back. I was thinking about everything I am thankful for and she was the first thing that came to my head. Not that I have her or anything, but I get to look at her and I will take it. Happy Thanksgiving. Wash your hands in-between looking at these pics and eating dinner. Here is a large gallery of her.

Worst Anniversary Present Ever

Although this is one of my favorite episodes of The Cosby Show, this has to be the shittiest wedding anniversary present ever. 

Cliff, you are a doctor. Claire, you are a lawyer. Stop loving jazz so damn much and buy your parents a respectable gift before they die. To their defense, i think they bought them a painting and a cruise vacation as well. 

I never understood how the Huxtable kids are willing to do this. If my parents told me we had to sing on our steps to our grandparents for their wedding anniversary, I would ask to be legally emancipated on the spot. First I start singing on steps, next thing I know I start looking like this:

He does look happy though.

Jeff Garcia, Nice Job

Jeff Garcia’s wife is extremely hot. I have to give him major credit for overcoming his own hideousness and scoring a ridiculously hot girl.

Jeff garcia gives hope to all those men out there that look like a mix of corky from Life Goes On and Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is why I need to be rich. If Jeff Garcia wasn’t throwing footballs for a living, he looks like he would be pushing shopping carts outside a Pathmark or wiping my table down when I am done eating at Wendys. 

 

 

 

I would post more pictures of Carmella Decesare on here but it just makes me more upset and its hard to balance my laptop on my lap while sportin a semi.

Wesley “Two Scoops” Berry is a god amongst men

The greatest competitor to ever appear on American Gladiators. 

There are only a handful of days i will look back on as the greatest days in my life: Getting my first bj, graduation day, and the day i watched this clip of Wesley Berry the Miracle Man. 

I remember seeing Two Scoops for the first time break dancing his way to victory over the gladiators. I have been typing his name in youtube on a bi-weekly basis ever since. I have found numerous videos that are all complete gold, but none can sum up the true brilliance that is Wesley Berry like this one can.

I put 545% into this post and i hope you enjoyed it.

Best Basketball Scene Ever

This has to be the best basketball scene ever portrayed in all of cinema. 

 

There are so many gold moments throughout this scene, it is hard to know where to begin. First off, who spots anyone 9 points to a game of 10. And lets them get first ball! This game could end immediately. I realize their competition isn’t the best in the world, but come on.

Don’t worry about these guys though, they are ninjas. Everyone knows all ninjas are studs on the court. Both Kobe and Shaq earned a brown belt at Tiger Schulmans Karate.

This 10 year old kid is dunking from the foul line. Lets get serious. He should apparently be playing in the NBA.