Apology to Mrs. Cheeseballs

I want to apologize to Mrs. Cheese-balls for my post a few weeks ago about Tommy Cheese-balls. Apparently she was very upset. Here is her comment:

“If you are taking the liberty to pathetically criticize someone 5 or 6 years after a TV show, at least get your facts straight. Yes, he is engaged, but you most definetly have the wrong girl up there. As a matter of fact, he is engaged to me (the first person on his friend’s list). You also prove to me and the rest of the world that you are more pathetic and ignorant then what you describe this individual to be. Apparently you do not know the real meaning of Reality TV or acting for that matter.
As for your comment about his fiance being blind, deaf, or not having a TV…this is obviously not true. I only had to read your pathetic posting to realize just how lucky I am. Tommy is sexy, intelligent, sweet, and most importantly, a REAL MAN, unlike yourself. I am far from blind, otherwise I would have wound up with a pussy like yourself . . . Get A Life!!!”

 

I really thought if anyone’s wife was going to post an angry comment about one of my TV posts, it was going to be Mrs. Reginald Vel Johnson.

I want to apologize for mistakenly posting a picture of Tommy with another girl. I did not mean any harm. Here is the link to Tommy’s real fiance. Her myspace is private but there is a very classy photo of her with her legs spread, and the typical wide angled myspace picture of her with her stomach conveniently hidden with a mood of hungry. Sorry for any confusion. 

Here is someone that knows what I am talking about.

Top 5 People I Want to Party With

 

5. Rupert “Stiles” Stilinsky

Stiles is put in charge of the party. He runs the events and takes care of all the details.

Stiles knows the importance of having a keg of beer at a party and he will go to any length to make sure one will be there. 

The last thing you want at your party is a dicknose or a fag ruining it. Stiles will not tolerate any fags or dicknoses and he will make sure none show up.

 

4. John Daly

Daly is the guy I would be golfing with during the day before the party at night. We would drink all day so I have a nice base coat going into the party. 

 

And then this guy will rub Daly down at the turn for some reason:

 

3. Trichelle Cannatella

I don’t find Trichelle to be the hottest girl ever or anything, but she does know how to party. Every party is undeniably better when there are slutty drunk girls running around. Trichelle brings that to the party. And they always travel in packs.  

 

 

2. Wooderson

Who wouldn’t want to party with Wooderson. He will bring the girls, the weed, you name it.

Even if a party gets ruined, Wooderson is on top of it. He is putting together a fiesta in the making as we speak.

 

1. Jeff Conaway

 

O.K. Maybe Conaway takes the partying a little to far. But you know anyone that ends up like this had to know how to have fun along the way. I would love to get messed up with Conaway while he tells stories of his days on Taxi and Grease and reminisces about his golden locks. As long as he doesn’t threaten to call 911 for no reason and complain about his back, I’m all about Conaway partying with me.