Beer and Seeds

Girl of the Day: Carla Spice

jimmygoss — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:07:55 +0000

Todays Girl of the day is Carla Spice.

Top 5 Worst Golf Gimmicks

jimmygoss — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:36:58 +0000

5. The Medicus

Just don’t buy it. Or at least do not let anyone know you bought it.

I would immediately ask for money back if this was my first golf lesson. This instructor should have his his pro status revoked.

4. The Hammer

If I ever saw anyone bring this to the course, I would have to refuse to play with them. Unless they grunted every time they swung…

3. Natural Golf

Instead of calling it “Natural Golf” it should be switched to “I hit nothing but punch shots (even off the tee with my driver)”.

“Naturally” you will hit the ball straighter if you only hit punch shots.

2. Uro Club

This can actually be bought and it has its own website.

What a great idea. Let me piss into a hollow club, place it back in my bag, and carry it around for 18 holes.

1. The Speed Stick

You really have to invent a big piece of shit when you are able to beat out a club you pee in to for the number 1 spot. The speed stick is the shittiest golf gimmick ever produced.

It’s a fucking stick! That’s it. I have several of these in my backyard if anyone wants to come by and pick up for me.

Old Japanese Guy Plays Mario

jimmygoss — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:10:44 +0000

This video is 8 minutes and I usually fast forward through anything longer then :30 secs., but I can say I watched all 8 minutes.

This Old Japanese Man is playing Mario Brothers and teaching someone how to play. The video never says he is old, but I can tell from the way he refuses to hold the turbo button and feels the need to get every coin possible.

Tough Guy Challenge

jimmygoss — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:42:59 +0000

I just saw a news story on the 2009 Tough Guy Challenge. This is the picture they were displaying for the story:

I have never watched the tough guy challenge, but it apparently involves fluttering around half naked across fire. After reading the title Tough Guy Challenge, this is naturally the first image that pops into your mind.

Lets take a look at some of this years other competitors:

Before I get several comments telling me all about the tough guy challenge, I realize it is actually one of the hardest things to compete in. But that is the funniest photo I have seen in years.

Girl of the Day: Alexis Lopez

jimmygoss — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:27:34 +0000

Todays girl of the Day is Alexis Lopez.

Lady GaGa has no spine

jimmygoss — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:16:36 +0000

Every picture I find of Lady Gaga, she is holding herself up as if she has no spine. I am convinced she can not stand up straight.

Leaning Against the wall:

Using a friend to help her stand:

Leaning on her own hips to make sure se doesn’t collapse:

Holding herself up by the collar:

Once again leaning on her own hip and leaning on a wall:

Using a cane for help:

Using the bow legged technique to keep her body stable and hold up her head:

Giving up and just laying down for this picture:

Using the help of a friend and her own hips again:

About to go down any second:

Pretending to play piano, but actually using the keyboard as support:

Giants Fan Crying

jimmygoss — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:47:53 +0000

One more reason the NY Giants suck.

the other reason……

Girl of the Day: Stacy Dash

jimmygoss — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:24:15 +0000

In honor of MLK day, todays girl of the day is Stacy Dash.

How have I never heard of this guy?

jimmygoss — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:15:55 +0000

This guy can pitch right and left handed. Even if he doesn’t make it to the pros, it is still an accomplishment to throw opposite hand and not look like a fag.

Apology to Mrs. Cheeseballs

jimmygoss — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 01:53:16 +0000

I want to apologize to Mrs. Cheese-balls for my post a few weeks ago about Tommy Cheese-balls. Apparently she was very upset. Here is her comment:

“If you are taking the liberty to pathetically criticize someone 5 or 6 years after a TV show, at least get your facts straight. Yes, he is engaged, but you most definetly have the wrong girl up there. As a matter of fact, he is engaged to me (the first person on his friend’s list). You also prove to me and the rest of the world that you are more pathetic and ignorant then what you describe this individual to be. Apparently you do not know the real meaning of Reality TV or acting for that matter.
As for your comment about his fiance being blind, deaf, or not having a TV…this is obviously not true. I only had to read your pathetic posting to realize just how lucky I am. Tommy is sexy, intelligent, sweet, and most importantly, a REAL MAN, unlike yourself. I am far from blind, otherwise I would have wound up with a pussy like yourself . . . Get A Life!!!”

I really thought if anyone’s wife was going to post an angry comment about one of my TV posts, it was going to be Mrs. Reginald Vel Johnson.

I want to apologize for mistakenly posting a picture of Tommy with another girl. I did not mean any harm. Here is the link to Tommy’s real fiance. Her myspace is private but there is a very classy photo of her with her legs spread, and the typical wide angled myspace picture of her with her stomach conveniently hidden with a mood of hungry. Sorry for any confusion.

Here is someone that knows what I am talking about.